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"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic
snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger,
faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way
that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will
revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He
won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think
properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
what's the catch Lord?"
"Well ... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring . so
you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...And it will
have to be our little secret ...You know, woman to woman."
hahahahaha.
lol. cool
hahahaha cute. Have you turned into a feminist Bob?